Vinny had just returned to his apartment after leaving the gym. After parking his car outside, he walked in to find his girlfriend waiting for him on the couch. “Hey baby, how was the gym?” “It was good,” he replied. “Do my arms look any bigger?” he asked, while flexing into his favorite mirror. “Oh yeah babe, they look really ripped.”

SMACK!! “You lying Bitch!” I worked out my legs today!”

I was trying my hardest not to laugh when I read my friend’s police report. “Dude, so let me get this straight, you smacked your girlfriend in the face because she said your arms looked bigger on leg day?” “Bro, you need to take it easy with the gym, you are losing your mind.” But who was I to talk? For years, I had told my single friends that they shouldn’t complain about being single if they didn’t work out, but this was getting out of hand. Besides, I was 32 years old, un-married, and still living with a roommate.